December 2012
2 posts
October 2012
1 post
September 2012
3 posts
August 2012
7 posts
July 2012
14 posts
“In any other event, bloodshed, whoredom, miscreantology could have been avoided… With others than but our beast-daughters Dethklok. Theirs and their bastard children’s legacy insures infinite tortured blackness… None shall birth no more… let the Metalocalypse take us.”
–Ishnifus Meaddle – “Understanding the Dethklok Prophecy” —The back of the metalocalypse season 3 dvd
–Ishnifus Meaddle – “Understanding the Dethklok Prophecy” —The back of the metalocalypse season 3 dvd
June 2012
54 posts
Metalocalypse Season 4 Finale
Have at it ;)
Sunday, July 1: “Dethdinner” – As Dethklok hosts the most important dinner of their career, the divvying of album credits, over tagging on social networking sites, and fights over a girl come to head. Can CFO keep their issues in check? Will the record executives forgive them for the past year of mistakes? Or will it be a total, brutal disaster?
Sunday, July 8: “BreakUp Klok” – While the world awaits the final Dethklok performance, members of the band prepare for their post-Dethklok careers. Pickles starts a winery for the most alcoholic wine ever, Nathan and Swkisgaar look for a brand new sound that doesn’t suck, and Toki works with Murderface on his campaign for congressman. Meanwhile, Salacia takes Dethklok’s weakness as the opportune time to strike!
Sunday, July 15: “Church of the Black Klok” – Dethklok is notified of a looming secret that’s been around for hundreds of years.: the secret of the Metalocalypse. Before they can contemplate what this means, however, Nathan must give a eulogy and do the most brutal thing he has ever done: get in touch with his emotions.
